I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.

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Why dont Catholics eat meat on Fridays? Ill tell you why: Its because the Pope...

Why dont Catholics eat meat on Fridays? Ill tell you why: Its because the Pope...

Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.

Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.

The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what's going on.

The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what's going on.

White people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease.

White people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease.

As soon as I beat Mel Gibson's ass on film, I'll be bigger than, I'll...

As soon as I beat Mel Gibson's ass on film, I'll be bigger than, I'll...

I was supposed to be in that movie Rush Hour, but 2 weeks into shooting,...

I was supposed to be in that movie Rush Hour, but 2 weeks into shooting,...

Live every week like it's Shark Week.

Live every week like it's Shark Week.

I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for...

I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for...

Tina Fey and I had an agreement that if Barack Obama won, I would speak...

Tina Fey and I had an agreement that if Barack Obama won, I would speak...

That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze.

That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze.

Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!

Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!

Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to...

Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to...

I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! Im just kidding,...

I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! Im just kidding,...

Are you a large child or a small adult?

Are you a large child or a small adult?

We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.

We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.

Freaky-deakies need love too.

Freaky-deakies need love too.

Are you a pre-op trans centaur?

Are you a pre-op trans centaur?

I'm getting too old for this ship!

I'm getting too old for this ship!

I've dated all the females on Flavor of Love.

I've dated all the females on Flavor of Love.

Stop eating peoples old French fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Dont you know you...

Stop eating peoples old French fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Dont you know you...