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Here comes the fun cooker!

Here comes the fun cooker!

The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what's going on.

The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what's going on.

Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to...

Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to...

As soon as I beat Mel Gibson's ass on film, I'll be bigger than, I'll...

As soon as I beat Mel Gibson's ass on film, I'll be bigger than, I'll...

Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.

Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.

Are you a large child or a small adult?

Are you a large child or a small adult?

Live every week like it's Shark Week.

Live every week like it's Shark Week.

I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.

I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.

I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! Im just kidding,...

I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! Im just kidding,...

Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!

Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!

We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.

We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.

This just got awesome!

This just got awesome!

Freaky-deakies need love too.

Freaky-deakies need love too.

I was supposed to be in that movie Rush Hour, but 2 weeks into shooting,...

I was supposed to be in that movie Rush Hour, but 2 weeks into shooting,...

That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze.

That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze.

I've dated all the females on Flavor of Love.

I've dated all the females on Flavor of Love.

I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?

I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?

I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for...

I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for...

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and...

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and...

I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.

I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.