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I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! Im just kidding,...

I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! Im just kidding,...

Freaky-deakies need love too.

Freaky-deakies need love too.

That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze.

That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze.

I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.

I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.

I'm getting too old for this ship!

I'm getting too old for this ship!

We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.

We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.

A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber...

A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber...

Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!

Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!

Here comes the fun cooker!

Here comes the fun cooker!

I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for...

I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for...

Why dont Catholics eat meat on Fridays? Ill tell you why: Its because the Pope...

Why dont Catholics eat meat on Fridays? Ill tell you why: Its because the Pope...

I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make...

I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make...

White people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease.

White people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease.

Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.

Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.

The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what's going on.

The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what's going on.

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and...

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and...

It's like a black barbie doll in Arizona - nobody's buying it!

It's like a black barbie doll in Arizona - nobody's buying it!

Are you a large child or a small adult?

Are you a large child or a small adult?

Tina Fey and I had an agreement that if Barack Obama won, I would speak...

Tina Fey and I had an agreement that if Barack Obama won, I would speak...

I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?

I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?