A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber pole factory.
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Tracy Morgan Quotes
I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.
Tina Fey and I had an agreement that if Barack Obama won, I would speak...
I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make...
I'm getting too old for this ship!
Live every week like it's Shark Week.
I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for...
Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to...
Here comes the fun cooker!
White people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease.
I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and...
Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.
I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?
Freaky-deakies need love too.
The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what's going on.
As soon as I beat Mel Gibson's ass on film, I'll be bigger than, I'll...
I've dated all the females on Flavor of Love.
I was supposed to be in that movie Rush Hour, but 2 weeks into shooting,...
Why dont Catholics eat meat on Fridays? Ill tell you why: Its because the Pope...
We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.
Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!