Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets.
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Tracy Morgan Quotes
The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what's going on.
A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber...
Here comes the fun cooker!
Are you a pre-op trans centaur?
Why dont Catholics eat meat on Fridays? Ill tell you why: Its because the Pope...
I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make...
Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!
I'm getting too old for this ship!
I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! Im just kidding,...
It's like a black barbie doll in Arizona - nobody's buying it!
Are you a large child or a small adult?
White people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease.
Tina Fey and I had an agreement that if Barack Obama won, I would speak...
I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and...
We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.
Freaky-deakies need love too.
As soon as I beat Mel Gibson's ass on film, I'll be bigger than, I'll...
I was supposed to be in that movie Rush Hour, but 2 weeks into shooting,...
I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for...
I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?