Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets.

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Why dont Catholics eat meat on Fridays? Ill tell you why: Its because the Pope...

Why dont Catholics eat meat on Fridays? Ill tell you why: Its because the Pope...

Are you a pre-op trans centaur?

Are you a pre-op trans centaur?

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and...

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and...

I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! Im just kidding,...

I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! Im just kidding,...

Freaky-deakies need love too.

Freaky-deakies need love too.

The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what's going on.

The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what's going on.

It's like a black barbie doll in Arizona - nobody's buying it!

It's like a black barbie doll in Arizona - nobody's buying it!

Here comes the fun cooker!

Here comes the fun cooker!

That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze.

That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze.

I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for...

I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for...

We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.

We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.

As soon as I beat Mel Gibson's ass on film, I'll be bigger than, I'll...

As soon as I beat Mel Gibson's ass on film, I'll be bigger than, I'll...

I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make...

I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make...

I'm getting too old for this ship!

I'm getting too old for this ship!

I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.

I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.

White people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease.

White people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease.

Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!

Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!

This just got awesome!

This just got awesome!

I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?

I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?

A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber...

A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber...