Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets.
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Tracy Morgan Quotes
Are you a large child or a small adult?
Tina Fey and I had an agreement that if Barack Obama won, I would speak...
I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for...
Are you a pre-op trans centaur?
A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber...
I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.
Why dont Catholics eat meat on Fridays? Ill tell you why: Its because the Pope...
I'm getting too old for this ship!
I was supposed to be in that movie Rush Hour, but 2 weeks into shooting,...
White people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease.
Live every week like it's Shark Week.
I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.
I've dated all the females on Flavor of Love.
Stop eating peoples old French fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Dont you know you...
I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make...
I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! Im just kidding,...
This just got awesome!
I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and...
I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?
It's like a black barbie doll in Arizona - nobody's buying it!