Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets.

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I'm getting too old for this ship!

I'm getting too old for this ship!

Why dont Catholics eat meat on Fridays? Ill tell you why: Its because the Pope...

Why dont Catholics eat meat on Fridays? Ill tell you why: Its because the Pope...

Tina Fey and I had an agreement that if Barack Obama won, I would speak...

Tina Fey and I had an agreement that if Barack Obama won, I would speak...

Stop eating peoples old French fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Dont you know you...

Stop eating peoples old French fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Dont you know you...

I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.

I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and...

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and...

I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for...

I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for...

That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze.

That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze.

As soon as I beat Mel Gibson's ass on film, I'll be bigger than, I'll...

As soon as I beat Mel Gibson's ass on film, I'll be bigger than, I'll...

This just got awesome!

This just got awesome!

Here comes the fun cooker!

Here comes the fun cooker!

I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make...

I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make...

Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.

Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.

We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.

We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.

Freaky-deakies need love too.

Freaky-deakies need love too.

Are you a large child or a small adult?

Are you a large child or a small adult?

Are you a pre-op trans centaur?

Are you a pre-op trans centaur?

Live every week like it's Shark Week.

Live every week like it's Shark Week.

It's like a black barbie doll in Arizona - nobody's buying it!

It's like a black barbie doll in Arizona - nobody's buying it!

I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?

I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?