Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets.
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Tracy Morgan Quotes
Are you a pre-op trans centaur?
Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!
Stop eating peoples old French fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Dont you know you...
I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! Im just kidding,...
Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.
This just got awesome!
Here comes the fun cooker!
I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.
The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what's going on.
We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.
Tina Fey and I had an agreement that if Barack Obama won, I would speak...
I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for...
It's like a black barbie doll in Arizona - nobody's buying it!
I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.
I'm getting too old for this ship!
As soon as I beat Mel Gibson's ass on film, I'll be bigger than, I'll...
That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze.
A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber...
White people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease.
Freaky-deakies need love too.