Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets.

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Are you a large child or a small adult?

Are you a large child or a small adult?

Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.

Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.

I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?

I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?

Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!

Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!

Why dont Catholics eat meat on Fridays? Ill tell you why: Its because the Pope...

Why dont Catholics eat meat on Fridays? Ill tell you why: Its because the Pope...

I'm getting too old for this ship!

I'm getting too old for this ship!

Here comes the fun cooker!

Here comes the fun cooker!

That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze.

That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze.

Are you a pre-op trans centaur?

Are you a pre-op trans centaur?

I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! Im just kidding,...

I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! Im just kidding,...

I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.

I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.

Freaky-deakies need love too.

Freaky-deakies need love too.

I was supposed to be in that movie Rush Hour, but 2 weeks into shooting,...

I was supposed to be in that movie Rush Hour, but 2 weeks into shooting,...

White people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease.

White people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease.

I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.

I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.

We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.

We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.

Stop eating peoples old French fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Dont you know you...

Stop eating peoples old French fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Dont you know you...

It's like a black barbie doll in Arizona - nobody's buying it!

It's like a black barbie doll in Arizona - nobody's buying it!

I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for...

I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for...

I've dated all the females on Flavor of Love.

I've dated all the females on Flavor of Love.