Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets.

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I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.

I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and...

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and...

I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for...

I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for...

Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.

Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.

I was supposed to be in that movie Rush Hour, but 2 weeks into shooting,...

I was supposed to be in that movie Rush Hour, but 2 weeks into shooting,...

I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! Im just kidding,...

I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! Im just kidding,...

I've dated all the females on Flavor of Love.

I've dated all the females on Flavor of Love.

Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!

Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!

Live every week like it's Shark Week.

Live every week like it's Shark Week.

As soon as I beat Mel Gibson's ass on film, I'll be bigger than, I'll...

As soon as I beat Mel Gibson's ass on film, I'll be bigger than, I'll...

This just got awesome!

This just got awesome!

Here comes the fun cooker!

Here comes the fun cooker!

Are you a large child or a small adult?

Are you a large child or a small adult?

I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.

I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.

I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make...

I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make...

I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?

I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?

A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber...

A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber...

Stop eating peoples old French fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Dont you know you...

Stop eating peoples old French fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Dont you know you...

We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.

We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.

That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze.

That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze.