I've dated all the females on Flavor of Love.

Quote by Tracy Morgan

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Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!

Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!

Here comes the fun cooker!

Here comes the fun cooker!

Stop eating peoples old French fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Dont you know you...

Stop eating peoples old French fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Dont you know you...

I was supposed to be in that movie Rush Hour, but 2 weeks into shooting,...

I was supposed to be in that movie Rush Hour, but 2 weeks into shooting,...

I'm getting too old for this ship!

I'm getting too old for this ship!

Are you a pre-op trans centaur?

Are you a pre-op trans centaur?

I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! Im just kidding,...

I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! Im just kidding,...

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and...

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and...

Freaky-deakies need love too.

Freaky-deakies need love too.

This just got awesome!

This just got awesome!

I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.

I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.

The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what's going on.

The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what's going on.

Why dont Catholics eat meat on Fridays? Ill tell you why: Its because the Pope...

Why dont Catholics eat meat on Fridays? Ill tell you why: Its because the Pope...

Are you a large child or a small adult?

Are you a large child or a small adult?

That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze.

That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze.

I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make...

I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make...

I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.

I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.

White people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease.

White people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease.

I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?

I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?

We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.

We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.