I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.

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White people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease.

White people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease.

Freaky-deakies need love too.

Freaky-deakies need love too.

We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.

We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.

Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to...

Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to...

Live every week like it's Shark Week.

Live every week like it's Shark Week.

Stop eating peoples old French fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Dont you know you...

Stop eating peoples old French fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Dont you know you...

The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what's going on.

The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what's going on.

Tina Fey and I had an agreement that if Barack Obama won, I would speak...

Tina Fey and I had an agreement that if Barack Obama won, I would speak...

Here comes the fun cooker!

Here comes the fun cooker!

This just got awesome!

This just got awesome!

I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.

I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.

Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!

Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!

A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber...

A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber...

That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze.

That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze.

Are you a large child or a small adult?

Are you a large child or a small adult?

I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for...

I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for...

Are you a pre-op trans centaur?

Are you a pre-op trans centaur?

I was supposed to be in that movie Rush Hour, but 2 weeks into shooting,...

I was supposed to be in that movie Rush Hour, but 2 weeks into shooting,...

I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make...

I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make...

Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.

Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.