I'm getting too old for this ship!

Quote by Tracy Morgan

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I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?

I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?

I was supposed to be in that movie Rush Hour, but 2 weeks into shooting,...

I was supposed to be in that movie Rush Hour, but 2 weeks into shooting,...

Stop eating peoples old French fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Dont you know you...

Stop eating peoples old French fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Dont you know you...

I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.

I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.

Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!

Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!

A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber...

A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber...

The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what's going on.

The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what's going on.

I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for...

I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for...

Are you a pre-op trans centaur?

Are you a pre-op trans centaur?

I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! Im just kidding,...

I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! Im just kidding,...

I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make...

I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make...

It's like a black barbie doll in Arizona - nobody's buying it!

It's like a black barbie doll in Arizona - nobody's buying it!

Live every week like it's Shark Week.

Live every week like it's Shark Week.

Why dont Catholics eat meat on Fridays? Ill tell you why: Its because the Pope...

Why dont Catholics eat meat on Fridays? Ill tell you why: Its because the Pope...

That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze.

That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze.

Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to...

Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to...

White people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease.

White people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease.

Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.

Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.

Are you a large child or a small adult?

Are you a large child or a small adult?

We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.

We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.