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Are you a pre-op trans centaur?

Are you a pre-op trans centaur?

White people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease.

White people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease.

This just got awesome!

This just got awesome!

I've dated all the females on Flavor of Love.

I've dated all the females on Flavor of Love.

Stop eating peoples old French fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Dont you know you...

Stop eating peoples old French fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Dont you know you...

That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze.

That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze.

I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make...

I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make...

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and...

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and...

Why dont Catholics eat meat on Fridays? Ill tell you why: Its because the Pope...

Why dont Catholics eat meat on Fridays? Ill tell you why: Its because the Pope...

Live every week like it's Shark Week.

Live every week like it's Shark Week.

I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! Im just kidding,...

I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! Im just kidding,...

Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to...

Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to...

I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for...

I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for...

The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what's going on.

The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what's going on.

A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber...

A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber...

Freaky-deakies need love too.

Freaky-deakies need love too.

It's like a black barbie doll in Arizona - nobody's buying it!

It's like a black barbie doll in Arizona - nobody's buying it!

Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.

Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.