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Freaky-deakies need love too.

Freaky-deakies need love too.

It's like a black barbie doll in Arizona - nobody's buying it!

It's like a black barbie doll in Arizona - nobody's buying it!

Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.

Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.

Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!

Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!

I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?

I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?

I'm getting too old for this ship!

I'm getting too old for this ship!

I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.

I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.

As soon as I beat Mel Gibson's ass on film, I'll be bigger than, I'll...

As soon as I beat Mel Gibson's ass on film, I'll be bigger than, I'll...

We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.

We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.

I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.

I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.

Here comes the fun cooker!

Here comes the fun cooker!

I was supposed to be in that movie Rush Hour, but 2 weeks into shooting,...

I was supposed to be in that movie Rush Hour, but 2 weeks into shooting,...

Are you a large child or a small adult?

Are you a large child or a small adult?

Tina Fey and I had an agreement that if Barack Obama won, I would speak...

Tina Fey and I had an agreement that if Barack Obama won, I would speak...

Are you a pre-op trans centaur?

Are you a pre-op trans centaur?

White people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease.

White people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease.

This just got awesome!

This just got awesome!

I've dated all the females on Flavor of Love.

I've dated all the females on Flavor of Love.