As soon as I beat Mel Gibson's ass on film, I'll be bigger than, I'll be bigger than Will Smith's son.

Quote by Tracy Morgan

Topics: Tracy Morgan Quotes

A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber...

A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber...

I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! Im just kidding,...

I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! Im just kidding,...

White people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease.

White people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease.

It's like a black barbie doll in Arizona - nobody's buying it!

It's like a black barbie doll in Arizona - nobody's buying it!

Here comes the fun cooker!

Here comes the fun cooker!

Stop eating peoples old French fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Dont you know you...

Stop eating peoples old French fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Dont you know you...

Why dont Catholics eat meat on Fridays? Ill tell you why: Its because the Pope...

Why dont Catholics eat meat on Fridays? Ill tell you why: Its because the Pope...

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and...

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and...

I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.

I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.

I'm getting too old for this ship!

I'm getting too old for this ship!

I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make...

I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make...

I've dated all the females on Flavor of Love.

I've dated all the females on Flavor of Love.

Are you a large child or a small adult?

Are you a large child or a small adult?

Are you a pre-op trans centaur?

Are you a pre-op trans centaur?

That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze.

That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze.

I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.

I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.

Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to...

Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to...

Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.

Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.

I was supposed to be in that movie Rush Hour, but 2 weeks into shooting,...

I was supposed to be in that movie Rush Hour, but 2 weeks into shooting,...

Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!

Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!