Stop eating peoples old French fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Dont you know you can fly?

Quote by Tracy Morgan

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This just got awesome!

This just got awesome!

Tina Fey and I had an agreement that if Barack Obama won, I would speak...

Tina Fey and I had an agreement that if Barack Obama won, I would speak...

Are you a pre-op trans centaur?

Are you a pre-op trans centaur?

I've dated all the females on Flavor of Love.

I've dated all the females on Flavor of Love.

That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze.

That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze.

A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber...

A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber...

I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make...

I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make...

I was supposed to be in that movie Rush Hour, but 2 weeks into shooting,...

I was supposed to be in that movie Rush Hour, but 2 weeks into shooting,...

Freaky-deakies need love too.

Freaky-deakies need love too.

I'm getting too old for this ship!

I'm getting too old for this ship!

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and...

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and...

White people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease.

White people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease.

Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!

Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!

I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.

I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.

Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.

Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.

I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! Im just kidding,...

I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! Im just kidding,...

Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to...

Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to...

I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?

I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?

As soon as I beat Mel Gibson's ass on film, I'll be bigger than, I'll...

As soon as I beat Mel Gibson's ass on film, I'll be bigger than, I'll...

I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.

I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.