Stop eating peoples old French fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Dont you know you can fly?

Quote by Tracy Morgan

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I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make...

I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make...

I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.

I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.

Live every week like it's Shark Week.

Live every week like it's Shark Week.

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and...

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and...

That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze.

That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze.

I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.

I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.

Freaky-deakies need love too.

Freaky-deakies need love too.

Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to...

Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to...

Are you a large child or a small adult?

Are you a large child or a small adult?

This just got awesome!

This just got awesome!

Why dont Catholics eat meat on Fridays? Ill tell you why: Its because the Pope...

Why dont Catholics eat meat on Fridays? Ill tell you why: Its because the Pope...

I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! Im just kidding,...

I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! Im just kidding,...

I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?

I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?

It's like a black barbie doll in Arizona - nobody's buying it!

It's like a black barbie doll in Arizona - nobody's buying it!

White people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease.

White people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease.

Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.

Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.

We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.

We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.

I'm getting too old for this ship!

I'm getting too old for this ship!

A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber...

A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber...

I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for...

I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for...