White people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease.

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I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for...

I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for...

I'm getting too old for this ship!

I'm getting too old for this ship!

I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.

I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.

I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! Im just kidding,...

I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! Im just kidding,...

Are you a large child or a small adult?

Are you a large child or a small adult?

Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.

Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.

We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.

We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and...

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and...

I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.

I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.

Live every week like it's Shark Week.

Live every week like it's Shark Week.

I was supposed to be in that movie Rush Hour, but 2 weeks into shooting,...

I was supposed to be in that movie Rush Hour, but 2 weeks into shooting,...

The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what's going on.

The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what's going on.

This just got awesome!

This just got awesome!

Why dont Catholics eat meat on Fridays? Ill tell you why: Its because the Pope...

Why dont Catholics eat meat on Fridays? Ill tell you why: Its because the Pope...

Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!

Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!

Stop eating peoples old French fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Dont you know you...

Stop eating peoples old French fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Dont you know you...

I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?

I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?

It's like a black barbie doll in Arizona - nobody's buying it!

It's like a black barbie doll in Arizona - nobody's buying it!

As soon as I beat Mel Gibson's ass on film, I'll be bigger than, I'll...

As soon as I beat Mel Gibson's ass on film, I'll be bigger than, I'll...

Tina Fey and I had an agreement that if Barack Obama won, I would speak...

Tina Fey and I had an agreement that if Barack Obama won, I would speak...