Stop eating peoples old French fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Dont you know you can fly?

Quote by Tracy Morgan

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The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what's going on.

The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what's going on.

A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber...

A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber...

That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze.

That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze.

It's like a black barbie doll in Arizona - nobody's buying it!

It's like a black barbie doll in Arizona - nobody's buying it!

We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.

We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.

Live every week like it's Shark Week.

Live every week like it's Shark Week.

Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.

Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.

I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.

I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.

Here comes the fun cooker!

Here comes the fun cooker!

Tina Fey and I had an agreement that if Barack Obama won, I would speak...

Tina Fey and I had an agreement that if Barack Obama won, I would speak...

White people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease.

White people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease.

I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for...

I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for...

Are you a pre-op trans centaur?

Are you a pre-op trans centaur?

I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?

I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?

Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!

Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!

This just got awesome!

This just got awesome!

I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.

I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.

As soon as I beat Mel Gibson's ass on film, I'll be bigger than, I'll...

As soon as I beat Mel Gibson's ass on film, I'll be bigger than, I'll...

I was supposed to be in that movie Rush Hour, but 2 weeks into shooting,...

I was supposed to be in that movie Rush Hour, but 2 weeks into shooting,...

I've dated all the females on Flavor of Love.

I've dated all the females on Flavor of Love.