Stop eating peoples old French fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Dont you know you can fly?

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Are you a pre-op trans centaur?

Are you a pre-op trans centaur?

Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.

Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and...

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and...

I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?

I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?

Why dont Catholics eat meat on Fridays? Ill tell you why: Its because the Pope...

Why dont Catholics eat meat on Fridays? Ill tell you why: Its because the Pope...

Live every week like it's Shark Week.

Live every week like it's Shark Week.

I was supposed to be in that movie Rush Hour, but 2 weeks into shooting,...

I was supposed to be in that movie Rush Hour, but 2 weeks into shooting,...

I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.

I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.

I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for...

I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for...

Tina Fey and I had an agreement that if Barack Obama won, I would speak...

Tina Fey and I had an agreement that if Barack Obama won, I would speak...

I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.

I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.

Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to...

Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to...

It's like a black barbie doll in Arizona - nobody's buying it!

It's like a black barbie doll in Arizona - nobody's buying it!

I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! Im just kidding,...

I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! Im just kidding,...

As soon as I beat Mel Gibson's ass on film, I'll be bigger than, I'll...

As soon as I beat Mel Gibson's ass on film, I'll be bigger than, I'll...

We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.

We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.

Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!

Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!

Freaky-deakies need love too.

Freaky-deakies need love too.

I've dated all the females on Flavor of Love.

I've dated all the females on Flavor of Love.

A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber...

A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber...