I was supposed to be in that movie Rush Hour, but 2 weeks into shooting, I was replaced by Jackie Chan.

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Freaky-deakies need love too.

Freaky-deakies need love too.

This just got awesome!

This just got awesome!

As soon as I beat Mel Gibson's ass on film, I'll be bigger than, I'll...

As soon as I beat Mel Gibson's ass on film, I'll be bigger than, I'll...

I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?

I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?

Live every week like it's Shark Week.

Live every week like it's Shark Week.

Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to...

Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to...

White people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease.

White people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease.

That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze.

That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze.

Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!

Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!

It's like a black barbie doll in Arizona - nobody's buying it!

It's like a black barbie doll in Arizona - nobody's buying it!

A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber...

A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber...

We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.

We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.

I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! Im just kidding,...

I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! Im just kidding,...

I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.

I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.

Are you a pre-op trans centaur?

Are you a pre-op trans centaur?

I'm getting too old for this ship!

I'm getting too old for this ship!

Stop eating peoples old French fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Dont you know you...

Stop eating peoples old French fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Dont you know you...

I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.

I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.

Here comes the fun cooker!

Here comes the fun cooker!

Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.

Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.