It's all in the mind, you know.

Quote by Spike Milligan

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All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy.

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy.

It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.

It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.

I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why...

I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why...

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

I'm a hero with coward's legs.

I'm a hero with coward's legs.

The Grand Old Duke of York He had ten thousand men. His case comes up...

The Grand Old Duke of York He had ten thousand men. His case comes up...

For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and...

For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and...

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board...

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board...

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.

I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.

Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it...

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it...