I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Quote by Spike Milligan
Spike Milligan Quotes
Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
I thought I'd begin by reading a sonnet by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why...
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove...
Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy.
My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.
The Grand Old Duke of York He had ten thousand men. His case comes up...
Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy
This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it's...
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
I'm a hero with coward's legs.
Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.
For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and...
Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.
It's all in the mind, you know.
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
I can speak Esperanto like a native.