All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

Quote by Spike Milligan

Topics: Chance Quotes, Money Quotes

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy

The Grand Old Duke of York He had ten thousand men. His case comes up...

The Grand Old Duke of York He had ten thousand men. His case comes up...

I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board...

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board...

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.

Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.

Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.

I thought I'd begin by reading a sonnet by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why...

I thought I'd begin by reading a sonnet by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why...

For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and...

For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and...

It's all in the mind, you know.

It's all in the mind, you know.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

Hey Max...ITS THE LEANING TOWER OF CHEESE-AH!!!

Hey Max...ITS THE LEANING TOWER OF CHEESE-AH!!!

Children also have artistic ability, and there is wisdom in there having it! The more...

Children also have artistic ability, and there is wisdom in there having it! The more...

Like the warmth of the sun and the light of the day, may the luck...

Like the warmth of the sun and the light of the day, may the luck...

You can't cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water.

You can't cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water.