For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.

Quote by Spike Milligan

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All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

The Grand Old Duke of York He had ten thousand men. His case comes up...

The Grand Old Duke of York He had ten thousand men. His case comes up...

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

It's all in the mind, you know.

It's all in the mind, you know.

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy.

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy.

I'm a hero with coward's legs.

I'm a hero with coward's legs.

I thought I'd begin by reading a sonnet by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why...

I thought I'd begin by reading a sonnet by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why...

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it...

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it...

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove...

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove...

The question Who ought to be boss is like as Who ought to be the...

The question Who ought to be boss is like as Who ought to be the...

The farewell between Hitler and Mussolini at the station was very affectionate. Both men were...

The farewell between Hitler and Mussolini at the station was very affectionate. Both men were...

Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy.

Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy.

I slept like a log last night. I woke up in the fireplace.

I slept like a log last night. I woke up in the fireplace.