For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.

Quote by Spike Milligan

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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove...

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove...

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy.

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy.

This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it's...

This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it's...

I'm a hero with coward's legs.

I'm a hero with coward's legs.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

The Grand Old Duke of York He had ten thousand men. His case comes up...

The Grand Old Duke of York He had ten thousand men. His case comes up...

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy

Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.

Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.

Beauty attracts us men; but if, like an armed magnet it is pointed, beside, with...

Beauty attracts us men; but if, like an armed magnet it is pointed, beside, with...

Beauty isn't about having a pretty face, it's about having a pretty mind, a pretty...

Beauty isn't about having a pretty face, it's about having a pretty mind, a pretty...

Beauty is the pilot of the young soul.

Beauty is the pilot of the young soul.