I can speak Esperanto like a native.
Quote by Spike Milligan
Spike Milligan Quotes
My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.
I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove...
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.
Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy
Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.
I'm a hero with coward's legs.
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
I thought I'd begin by reading a sonnet by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why...
Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.
It's all in the mind, you know.
Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy.
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why...
The Grand Old Duke of York He had ten thousand men. His case comes up...
For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and...
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it...