I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.

Quote by Spike Milligan

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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it's...

This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it's...

It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.

It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.

I'm a hero with coward's legs.

I'm a hero with coward's legs.

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.

Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy

It's all in the mind, you know.

It's all in the mind, you know.

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy

I thought I'd begin by reading a sonnet by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why...

I thought I'd begin by reading a sonnet by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why...

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove...

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove...

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why...

I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why...

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.