It don't fucking matter!

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I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means...

I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means...

Ladies if you have 2 suck in your stomach while wearing a T-shirt chances are...

Ladies if you have 2 suck in your stomach while wearing a T-shirt chances are...

Theres no such thing as a bad idea to a coke-head. Everything is the shit....

Theres no such thing as a bad idea to a coke-head. Everything is the shit....

Flip that ! Bust that!

Flip that ! Bust that!

I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'

I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'

We took a vote...She lost.... I kicked her off!

We took a vote...She lost.... I kicked her off!

So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.

So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.

Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!

Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!

Both ya'll niggas!

Both ya'll niggas!

Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere...

Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere...

You know what a long dick look like? YOU GON' LEARN TODAY!

You know what a long dick look like? YOU GON' LEARN TODAY!

Sex is great for stress

Sex is great for stress

I didn't play sports, I was in spelling bees.

I didn't play sports, I was in spelling bees.

Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down....

Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down....

If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin....

If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin....

I dont like to hear women argue....it makes my balls itch.

I dont like to hear women argue....it makes my balls itch.

You wanna go night night nigga? Everybody go night night nigga!

You wanna go night night nigga? Everybody go night night nigga!

Somebody come here and look at this...look at this...God damn cat drinking milk out the...

Somebody come here and look at this...look at this...God damn cat drinking milk out the...

This sentimental comedy by the Soviet playwright Aleksei Arbuzov is said to have had a...

This sentimental comedy by the Soviet playwright Aleksei Arbuzov is said to have had a...

Tragedy is a close-up; comedy, a long shot.

Tragedy is a close-up; comedy, a long shot.