Quotes by Woody Allen

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?

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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid...

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Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

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Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there...

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The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what...

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The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much...

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Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

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Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not...

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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its...

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Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to...

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Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very...

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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done...

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