Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.

Quote by Woody Allen

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Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done...

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done...

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of...

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of...

I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go...

I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go...

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me

I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.

Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much...

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much...

Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to...

Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to...

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.

I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to...

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to...

I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave...

I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave...

Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women.

Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women.

The only really happy folk are married women and single men.

The only really happy folk are married women and single men.