Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.

Quote by Woody Allen

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I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me...

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me...

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...

I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave...

I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave...

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved

Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done...

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done...

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...

I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!

I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to...

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to...

The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only...

The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only...

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my...

I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my...

I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to...

I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to...

England, an old and exhausted island, must one day be contented, like other parents, to...

England, an old and exhausted island, must one day be contented, like other parents, to...