Quotes by Will Rogers

I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't...

#Humor

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out...

#Movies

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me...

#Humor

A fool and his money are soon elected.

#Money

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something...

#Money

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do...

#Money

A conservative is a man who has plenty of money and don't see any reason...

#Conservative, #Money

Money, horse racing and women, three things the boys just can't figure out.

#Money

We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any...

#Knowledge

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

#Stupidity

For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness,...

#Stupidity

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.

#Life