Quotes by Will Rogers

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

#Jokes

And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em...

#Jokes

I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.

#Humor

I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't...

#Humor

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out...

#Movies

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me...

#Humor

A fool and his money are soon elected.

#Money

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something...

#Money

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do...

#Money

A conservative is a man who has plenty of money and don't see any reason...

#Conservative, #Money

Money, horse racing and women, three things the boys just can't figure out.

#Money

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

#Money