For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the possible exception of stupidity.

Quote by Will Rogers

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The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to...

I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to...

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be...

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be...

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way...

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way...

All I know is what I read in the papers

All I know is what I read in the papers

A conservative is a man who has plenty of money and don't see any reason...

A conservative is a man who has plenty of money and don't see any reason...

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that...

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that...

Money, horse racing and women, three things the boys just can't figure out.

Money, horse racing and women, three things the boys just can't figure out.

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

Old Hollywood is just like a desert water in Africa. Hang around long enough and...

Old Hollywood is just like a desert water in Africa. Hang around long enough and...

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's...

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's...

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do...

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do...

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there...

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there...

So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip

So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.

That mini heart attack you get when someone says, 'Oh, I heard something about you!'

That mini heart attack you get when someone says, 'Oh, I heard something about you!'