Money, horse racing and women, three things the boys just can't figure out.
Quote by Will Rogers
Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches
Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.
The United States never lost a war or won a conference.
In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in...
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out...
I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.
Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
Diplomacy is the art of saying Nice doggie until you can find a rock.
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work
So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn...
America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can...
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town...
Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works...
Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.