If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

Quote by Will Rogers

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The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when...

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when...

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their...

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their...

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.

So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip

So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip

Youve got to go out on a limb sometimes, because thats where the fruit is.

Youve got to go out on a limb sometimes, because thats where the fruit is.

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them...

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em...

And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em...

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both...

When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both...

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.