Quotes by Will Rogers

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't...

#Hollywood

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

#Government

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

#Government

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting...

#College, #Success

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

#Government

Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.

#Government

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

#Government

Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.

#Action

On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the...

#Government

As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...

#Government

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year...

#Government

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

#Intelligence