When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
Quote by W C Fields
I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.
Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.
A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight
I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink...
There are only two real ways to get ahead today -- sell liquor or drink...
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake,...
The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak...
It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never...
Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.
Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like...
I never met a kid I liked.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.
Drink, pretty creature, drink!
Forasmuch therefore as your treading is upon the poor, and ye take from him burdens...