When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.

Quote by W C Fields

Topics: Death Quotes

Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.

Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand...

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand...

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a...

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a...

Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.

Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

Never give a sucker an even break.

Never give a sucker an even break.

There are only two real ways to get ahead today -- sell liquor or drink...

There are only two real ways to get ahead today -- sell liquor or drink...

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to...

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to...

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a...

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a...

I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.

I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in...

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in...

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink...

There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink...

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

And he was there with the LORD forty days and forty nights; he did neither...

And he was there with the LORD forty days and forty nights; he did neither...

And the priest shall take the sodden shoulder of the ram, and one unleavened cake...

And the priest shall take the sodden shoulder of the ram, and one unleavened cake...