When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.

Quote by W C Fields

Topics: Death Quotes

I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.

I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.

Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.

Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.

A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight

A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink...

There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink...

There are only two real ways to get ahead today -- sell liquor or drink...

There are only two real ways to get ahead today -- sell liquor or drink...

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake,...

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake,...

The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak...

The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak...

It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never...

It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never...

Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.

Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like...

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like...

I never met a kid I liked.

I never met a kid I liked.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.

Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.

Drink, pretty creature, drink!

Drink, pretty creature, drink!

Forasmuch therefore as your treading is upon the poor, and ye take from him burdens...

Forasmuch therefore as your treading is upon the poor, and ye take from him burdens...