When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.

Quote by W C Fields

Topics: Death Quotes

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

Never give a sucker an even break.

Never give a sucker an even break.

The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak...

The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak...

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what...

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what...

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

I never met a kid I liked.

I never met a kid I liked.

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

I have been asked if I ever get the DTs; I don't know; it's hard...

I have been asked if I ever get the DTs; I don't know; it's hard...

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull...

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull...

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what...

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what...

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

I only drink to steady my nerves. Sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for...

I only drink to steady my nerves. Sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for...

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like...

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like...