When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.

Quote by W C Fields

Topics: Death Quotes

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like...

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like...

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull...

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull...

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

I only drink to steady my nerves. Sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for...

I only drink to steady my nerves. Sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for...

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake,...

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake,...

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep...

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep...

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget...

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget...

I must have a drink of breakfast.

I must have a drink of breakfast.

It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy...

It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy...

I like children - fried.

I like children - fried.

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to...

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to...

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never...

It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never...

Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and...

Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and...

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...