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Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow...
#Democracy
The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives...
#Divorce
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#Men And Women
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#Money
The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.
#Money
We're more effective than birth control pills.
#Comedy
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#Storms
The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives...
#Divorce
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#Men And Women
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#Money
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
#Johnny Carson
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his...
#Happiness
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing...
#Johnny Carson
Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing,...
#Success
Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.
#Johnny Carson
Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at...
#Success
In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.
#Hollywood
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#Humor
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#Therapy
New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.
#Johnny Carson
My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.
#Success
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
#Funny Christmas
People will pay more to be entertained than educated.
#Johnny Carson
For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper...
#Death
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#Funny
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