Quotes about Get Well

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his...

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If I had my way I'd make health catching instead of disease.

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You have a cough? Go home tonight; eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow...

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I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is...

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Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness...

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I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read...

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Sickness is the vengeance of nature for the violation of her laws.

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I learned a long time ago that minor surgery is when they do the operation...

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When an illness knocks you on your ass, you should stay down and relax for...

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