Quotes about Johnny Carson

If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and...

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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was...

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For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.

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Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has...

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People will pay more to be entertained than educated.

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New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.

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Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.

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Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing...

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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

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