Quotes by Joe E Lewis

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

#Funny

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

#Funny

Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.

#Friendship, #Love

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor as long as you've got money.

#Money

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.

#Money

I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next...

#Drink

I drink to forget I drink.

#Drink

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days...

#Dieting, #Drinking, #Funny

You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.

#Life, #Living

Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to...

#Joe E Lewis

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

#Joe E Lewis

You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.

#Joe E Lewis