I drink to forget I drink.

Quote by Joe E Lewis

Topics: Drink Quotes

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so...

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so...

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

We can afford almost any mistake once.

We can afford almost any mistake once.

Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a...

Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a...

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.

I always wake up at the crack of ice.

I always wake up at the crack of ice.

I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would...

I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would...

I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next...

I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next...

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.

You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.

You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.

You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.

They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my...

They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my...

Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.

Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor as long as you've got money.

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor as long as you've got money.

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty,...

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty,...

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days...

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days...

Childhood obesity is best tackled at home through improved parental involvement, increased physical exercise, better...

Childhood obesity is best tackled at home through improved parental involvement, increased physical exercise, better...

Our society's strong emphasis on dieting and self-image can sometimes lead to eating disorders. We...

Our society's strong emphasis on dieting and self-image can sometimes lead to eating disorders. We...

Dear boys, If you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look...

Dear boys, If you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look...

The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.

The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.