I drink to forget I drink.

Quote by Joe E Lewis

Topics: Drink Quotes

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

We can afford almost any mistake once.

We can afford almost any mistake once.

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.

You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.

You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.

I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.

Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.

Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.

Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to...

Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to...

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor as long as you've got money.

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor as long as you've got money.

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

I always wake up at the crack of ice.

I always wake up at the crack of ice.

I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would...

I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would...

I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next...

I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next...

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so...

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so...

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got...

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got...

They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my...

They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my...

Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a...

Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a...

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.