We can afford almost any mistake once.

Quote by Joe E Lewis

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I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.

I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.

Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.

I always wake up at the crack of ice.

I always wake up at the crack of ice.

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a...

Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a...

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.

You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.

Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to...

Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to...

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty,...

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty,...

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days...

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days...

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor as long as you've got money.

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor as long as you've got money.

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so...

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so...

You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.

You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.

Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.

Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would...

I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would...

They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my...

They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my...

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got...

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got...