You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.

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I always wake up at the crack of ice.

I always wake up at the crack of ice.

Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.

Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days...

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days...

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor as long as you've got money.

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor as long as you've got money.

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to...

Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to...

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got...

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got...

Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a...

Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a...

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

I drink to forget I drink.

I drink to forget I drink.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would...

I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would...

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.

We can afford almost any mistake once.

We can afford almost any mistake once.

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an...

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an...

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way...

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way...