You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.

Quote by Joe E Lewis

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Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a...

Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a...

Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.

Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.

Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to...

Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to...

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so...

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so...

I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would...

I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would...

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.

I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got...

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got...

You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.

You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days...

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days...

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my...

They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my...

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty,...

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty,...

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.

Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.

I always wake up at the crack of ice.

I always wake up at the crack of ice.

We can afford almost any mistake once.

We can afford almost any mistake once.

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

It pays to get drunk with the best people.