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They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my...

They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my...

We can afford almost any mistake once.

We can afford almost any mistake once.

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty,...

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty,...

You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.

You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to...

Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to...

Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.

Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.

I always wake up at the crack of ice.

I always wake up at the crack of ice.

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so...

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so...

I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.

I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would...

I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would...

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got...

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got...

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a...

Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a...