Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.

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They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my...

They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my...

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor as long as you've got money.

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor as long as you've got money.

I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.

I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days...

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days...

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.

Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.

I always wake up at the crack of ice.

I always wake up at the crack of ice.

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty,...

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty,...

I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would...

I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would...

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so...

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so...

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.

We can afford almost any mistake once.

We can afford almost any mistake once.

I drink to forget I drink.

I drink to forget I drink.

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got...

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got...

I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next...

I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next...

And the fish that is in the river shall die, and the river shall stink;...

And the fish that is in the river shall die, and the river shall stink;...

I never diet. I smoke. I drink now and then. I never work out. I...

I never diet. I smoke. I drink now and then. I never work out. I...