Quotes by Homer Simpson

Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen...

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Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.

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Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? How many times do I have to...

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Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

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Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

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To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.

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No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake...

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Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.

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I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless,...

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Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!

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Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

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Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

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