Quotes by Groucho Marx

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough

#Wives

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...

#Sarcastic Life

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

#Funny, #Relationships

Youre a woman whos been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and...

#Dirty, #Funny

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

#Best Friends, #Funny

I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with...

#Cute, #Funny

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...

#Funny, #Morning

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...

#Friendship, #Funny

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

#Best Friend, #Funny