Quotes about Sarcastic Life

Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.

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I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.

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The only service I can offer some people is sarcasm.

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If life is unfair to everyone, doesn't that make life fair?

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The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the...

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It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity...

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He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a...

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I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't...

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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...

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Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

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Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't...

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