No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
Quote by Groucho Marx
Best Friend Quotes
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and...
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...
I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff...
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...
Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old...
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...
Go, and never darken my towels again.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've...
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
Before I speak, I have something important to say.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to...