No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
Quote by Groucho Marx
Best Friend Quotes
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was...
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for...
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I...
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...
There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If...
I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly...
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
Room service? Send up a larger room.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...
Blood's not thicker than money.
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually...
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was...
In the wintertime, in the snow country, citrus fruit was so rare, and if you...
Sex is the best high. It's better than any drug. I want to die making...
Breasts like granite and a brain like swiss cheese.