No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
Quote by Groucho Marx
Best Friend Quotes
I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my...
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can...
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...
Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever...
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and...
Women should be obscene and not heard.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?
No man goes before his time unless the boss leaves early.
I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.
Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old...
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...
Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does