Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Quote by Groucho Marx

Topics: Best Friends Quotes, Funny Quotes

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my...

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my...

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

No man goes before his time unless the boss leaves early.

No man goes before his time unless the boss leaves early.

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff...

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff...

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old...

Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old...

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for...

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for...

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf...

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf...

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...

Dont ever underestimate the importance of money. I know its often been said that money...

Dont ever underestimate the importance of money. I know its often been said that money...

It will take time for us all to understand what has happened to us, but...

It will take time for us all to understand what has happened to us, but...

Happiness lies not in the mere possession of money; it lies in the enjoyment of...

Happiness lies not in the mere possession of money; it lies in the enjoyment of...

Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.

Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.