Quotes by Bob Hope

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a...

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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

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You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

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You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

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You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the...

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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's...

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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

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If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

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