Quotes by Bill Watterson

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

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The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do...

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It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

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It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

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It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

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If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live...

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I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.

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I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

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I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

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I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh...

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I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

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I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?

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