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Quote by Bill Watterson

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I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

I used to make original snowmen, but it was time consuming, hard work. So I...

I used to make original snowmen, but it was time consuming, hard work. So I...

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe...

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe...

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad...

I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad...

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do...

The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do...

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the...

Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the...

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want...

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want...

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.