Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?
Quote by Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson Quotes
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
I used to make original snowmen, but it was time consuming, hard work. So I...
There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.
Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery...
By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron...
The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity....
From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.
I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad...
I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of...
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas...
I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.
Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.
Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a...
It is chiefly through books that we enjoy the communion with superior minds... In the...
The books we think we ought to read are poky, dull, and dry; The books...