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We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we...

Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we...

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery...

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery...

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond...

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond...

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is...

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is...

Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why...

Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why...

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe...

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe...

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity....

The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity....

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has...

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has...

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.

I say, when life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some...

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I say, when life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some...

Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the...

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Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the...

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.