Quotes by Bill Watterson

Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?

#Bill Watterson

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now...

#Bill Watterson

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

#Bill Watterson

Genius is never understood in its own time.

#Bill Watterson

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

#Bill Watterson

A real job is a job you hate.

#Bill Watterson

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

#Bill Watterson

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

#Bill Watterson

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

#Bill Watterson

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

#Bill Watterson

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want...

#Bill Watterson

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

#Bill Watterson