If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.

Quote by Bill Watterson

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I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

The problem with people is that they're only human.

The problem with people is that they're only human.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery...

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery...

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

A real job is a job you hate.

A real job is a job you hate.

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now...

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now...

Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?

Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?

The syndicates take the strip and sell it to newspapers and split the income with...

The syndicates take the strip and sell it to newspapers and split the income with...

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

There is little chance that meteorologists can solve the mysteries of weather until they gain...

There is little chance that meteorologists can solve the mysteries of weather until they gain...

Weekends don't pay as well as weekdays but at least there's football.

Weekends don't pay as well as weekdays but at least there's football.