It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

Quote by Bill Watterson

Topics: Bill Watterson Quotes

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want...

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want...

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously...

If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously...

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas...

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas...

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why...

Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why...

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.

A real job is a job you hate.

A real job is a job you hate.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we...

Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we...

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe...

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe...

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.

I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.