Quotes about Funny

Age is not all decay; it is the ripening, the swelling, of the fresh life...

#Age, #Funny

All I know is that you love me...in my dreams.

#Cute, #Funny, #Love

My next breakup line 'Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, you.'

#Breakup, #Funny

I hate it when I am singing a song and the artist gets the words...

#Facebook Status, #Funny, #Song

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf...

#Funny, #Stupidity

I should get a college art credit for the masterpieces I have drawn on my...

#Art, #College, #Funny

You know that you know the true meaning of sacrificial brotherly love when you let...

#Brotherly Love, #Funny

I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as...

#Age, #Funny

Better pass boldly into that other world, in the full glory of some passion, than...

#Age, #Funny

The excess of our youth are checks written against our age and they are payable...

#Age, #Funny

A man doesn't know what hapiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.

#Funny, #Happiness

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

#Drinking, #Funny, #Mankind